I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t this
you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
Actually, I think this is the exact neighbourhood I was looking for.
It was a tables match.
First one to go through a table loses.
I hope everyone can appreciate this now
Lupita Nyong’o is wearing a headband of a photo of her winning the Oscar
How can you not adore this lovely goddess?
shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever
congratulations to your sibling
"hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
"we’ll have food"
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’